It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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