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Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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