their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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