I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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