is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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