I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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