You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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