Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I would fuck him just for his dog
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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