Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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