I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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