I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
