I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
im on a boat
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