Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm way too hungover for life right now
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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