I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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