doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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