What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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