That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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