i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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