and she was petting her beer can
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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