would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
