grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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