K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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