I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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