No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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