I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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