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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
