THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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