You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
