Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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