Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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