Porn is love you can see.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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