It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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