Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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