when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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