i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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