he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Sober January is a disaster.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
