I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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