I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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