Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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