But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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