I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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