ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
