he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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