Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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