D3 body, D1 cock
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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