But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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