dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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