Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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