Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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