Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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