im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
she smelled like a LAN party
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
