Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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