I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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