She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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