on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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