he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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