One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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